Act 5A Fistful of Dogecoins
So I said, “I'm the MDA! Delivering to the inbox is my job! Move aside!” But she smelled things differently. She didn’t like the email I was delivering, I guess.
Yipes! Who was this dog?!
Spam Filter Spot. Right there. In front of your recipient's inbox.
What in tarnations! Look, it’s Nosey McShnoz. Famous for spoofing legit senders. He’s trying to deliver some spam under your name, Jordan! Ol' Spam Filter Spot won't like that...
I'm Jordan, howdy howdy howdy! Just gonna squeeze by you here and deliver this totally legit email...
Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln! Spot’s the ultimutt mother pupper. If she doesn't think your email is legit, there goes our chances of delivery!
Mary, you’ve taught me what it means to be a true email delivery dog. I can’t tuck tail and run now!
50 dogecoin he doesn't make it.
Good Spot... No spam here... See the SPF stamp? Smell the DKIM?
You've done it, Jordo! Ol’ Spot is letting you through! Yeehaw! Deliver that sucker to the inbox!
Delivered! I couldn't have done it without you, Mary!
Wow, what an adventure!
And all under 6 seconds!